![]() ![]() He's someone who has been very creative in his ways when he delivers his jokes to his victims, I'm a bit ashamed I didn't see this one coming What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.Ī cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.Īfter the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing. What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous. ![]() Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"ĭo you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy. I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize. What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium. What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene. The shovel was a ground breaking invention.Ī scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."Ī Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."ĭid you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now. How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars. Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero. Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap. What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison. What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese. There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation. What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web. How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed. ![]() My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well. I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems. and pulled a mussel.ĭo you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market. How do you organize an outer space party? You planet. What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time. Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long! Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable. The curriculum change will go into effect for the Fall 2014 semester.What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta. If we use the toilet paper then we don't have to give no tests and pretend to grade 'em." The organization Texas Teachers Alternative Certification released a statement that said, "Most of the teechers can't spell them words. Texas teacher's unions applauded the decision. He could get some of his homework done while he's takin' a crap." Samaustin Cullpepper is a 3rd-time junior at Plano's "We Ain't Quite Given Up On This Kid Yet But The World Needs Ditch-diggers" magnate high school. Brandy Sue Cullpepper said, "I do suppose it'd help Samaustin get done quicker. They were chanting "Learn in school, not on the stool!" However, the leader of the group did concede an advantage. Plus, who the hell looks at every damn square when you unroll a wad to wipe yer ass?"Ī group of Plano mothers marched in protest outside a local mall, mistaking it for a Plano high school. I don't know why I have to pay more for my kid to learn big words he ain't never gonna use. Said one Lubbock father, "I'm already payin' a couple thousand bucks a year in property taxes to pay for them public schools. Some parents have voiced opposition to the change because Word A Day toilet paper is more expensive than regular toilet paper. ![]()
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